gimme-stitches:

If rock legends could stop dying for a little while, that would be great.

Hey Furby fandom! I got this Millennium Furby recently. I named him Glitch because, you know, Y2K. Turns out it’s a really accurate name for him! Sometimes he works perfectly, other times he gets stuck like this and I have to remove his batteries. Anybody know of a fix?

He was previously NIB. After he does this for awhile, I’m pretty sure I can smell his gears… That might be in my head.

Any help appreciated!

ekjohnston:

This is the show that just keeps on giving. I’m so glad we’re getting a season four.

temptation-revelation:

jonstavk:

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

atrytcne:

*sees a skull anywhere, in any context* aLAS POOR YORICK I KNEW HIM HORATIO A FELLOW OF INFINITE JE-

foulfae:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

verylostpenguin:

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

johnmulvaney:

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